Drenched, Marisa Matarazzo
Read this book. I mean it. I keep recommending it, and I don’t care who I repeat it to. It’s weird and beautiful and it transported me when reality no longer felt like enough. That is all good day. Go to the library and get it. If they don’t have it, make them order it.
The D in DSLR stands for Douchbags.
(photo shoot featuring hipster Douglas)
I’m not back. Because I never left.
mshannahellen asked: Hi Jp, I was wondering what is your favorite band?
Graham Parsons & The Go-Rounds.
You can look them up.
Because I know you’ve never heard of them.
it’s okay that you don’t look as good in your plaid as Hipster JP looks in his.
just like, be yourself, you know? be unique.
except you’re not unique if you wear plaid… because JP invented plaid. in fact, he invented flannel too, and shirts, and buttons, and, like, wearing stuff. so you know… he’s over it.
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the view from my eyes as I oversee my 24 hour theatre endeavor.
one night only at the Mix Studio Theatre, 120 W. Michigan Ave. Ypsilanti, MI.
you could be one of the few people that hear about it and come see it, like really, you have to hear about it. it’s like, real, local.
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hipster jp was gauging his ears before it was a thing. he was doing it before ears were a thing.
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hipster jp’s chucks are so old they’re falling apart. he had them before you did. he had them before chuck did. he had them before shoes were even invented.
d-news asked: Do you want a job as a b-card holder? I mean, your awesome jaw sends a powerful message....
dude. I’m an artist. I won’t just sell out for the benefit of your consumerist fueled business.
well.
like, how much are we talking? dino’s gotta eat. and drink pbr.
