Hipster JP had a tumblr before you did.

I'm prehipstoric, bitch.

jeffgoldblumdoesstuff:

Jeff Goldblum puts baby in a corner.

jeffgoldblumdoesstuff:

Jeff Goldblum puts baby in a corner.

The bowler hat was just called a “black felt rounded top with a short brim cap” until I wore it bowling.
lisephelan:

Drenched, Marisa Matarazzo
Read this book.  I mean it.  I keep recommending it, and I don’t care who I repeat it to. It’s weird and beautiful and it transported me when reality no longer felt like enough. That is all good day. Go to the library and get it. If they don’t have it, make them order it.

lisephelan:

Drenched, Marisa Matarazzo

Read this book.  I mean it.  I keep recommending it, and I don’t care who I repeat it to. It’s weird and beautiful and it transported me when reality no longer felt like enough. That is all good day. Go to the library and get it. If they don’t have it, make them order it.

The D in DSLR stands for Douchbags.

(photo shoot featuring hipster Douglas)

I’m not back.  Because I never left.

mshannahellen said: Hi Jp, I was wondering what is your favorite band?

Graham Parsons & The Go-Rounds.

You can look them up.

Because I know you’ve never heard of them.

it’s okay that you don’t look as good in your plaid as Hipster JP looks in his.

just like, be yourself, you know?  be unique.

except you’re not unique if you wear plaid… because JP invented plaid. in fact, he invented flannel too, and shirts, and buttons, and, like, wearing stuff. so you know… he’s over it.

the view from my eyes as I oversee my 24 hour theatre endeavor.
one night only at the Mix Studio Theatre, 120 W. Michigan Ave. Ypsilanti, MI.
you could be one of the few people that hear about it and come see it, like really, you have to hear about it.  it’s like, real, local.

hold on

13in apple macbook pro + water = fml

I leave you with this until my return.

hipster jp was gauging his ears before it was a thing. he was doing it before ears were a thing.