May 2013
1 post
August 2012
4 posts
I’m not back. Because I never left.
Hi Jp, I was wondering what is your favorite band?
Graham Parsons & The Go-Rounds.
You can look them up.
Because I know you’ve never heard of them.
January 2012
1 post
November 2011
1 post
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
5 posts
Do you want a job as a b-card holder? I mean, your awesome jaw sends a powerful message....
dude. I’m an artist. I won’t just sell out for the benefit of your consumerist fueled business.
well.
like, how much are we talking? dino’s gotta eat. and drink pbr.
July 2011
12 posts
Hipster JP, where are you DJing next? Why can't I be as cool as you?
you’ve never heard of it. plus you have to kind of have been there before to know about it.
and whatever man, cool is relative.
except like, relative to me, you’ll never be as cool.
Hiptster JP, do you have any tattoos?
yeah man. I have my initials on both hips. one of the dudes in my band is really into like, art… like some mixed media and shit, and he did them for me in his basement one night.
and the j and the p are interconnected into like one letter, and it’s about how every part of me, like, affects the other parts of me. n shit.
I also have a side piece of an open wound.
so there’s a lot of meaning for me in them.
you probably wouldn’t really get it.
I don't have a fb
I’m over it.
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
I mean, I could tell you, but you’ve never been there.
No like literally. you’ve never heard of it.
it was like, destroyed by an asteroid n shit.
