Hipster JP had a tumblr before you did.

The bowler hat was just called a “black felt rounded top...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:14:26 -0400

The bowler hat was just called a “black felt rounded top with a short brim cap” until I wore it bowling.

lisephelan: Drenched, Marisa Matarazzo Read this book. I mean...

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:48:00 -0400

Drenched, Marisa Matarazzo

Read this book. I mean it. I keep recommending it, and I don’t care who I repeat it to. It’s weird and beautiful and it transported me when reality no longer felt like enough. That is all good day. Go to the library and get it. If they don’t have it, make them order it.

The D in DSLR stands for Douchbags. (photo shoot featuring...

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:38:53 -0400

The D in DSLR stands for Douchbags.

(photo shoot featuring hipster Douglas)

I’m not back. Because I never left.

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:33:47 -0400

I’m not back. Because I never left.

Hi Jp, I was wondering what is your favorite band?

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:21:07 -0400

Graham Parsons & The Go-Rounds.

You can look them up.

Because I know you’ve never heard of them.

it’s okay that you don’t look as good in your plaid...

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:29:37 -0500

it’s okay that you don’t look as good in your plaid as Hipster JP looks in his.

just like, be yourself, you know? be unique.

except you’re not unique if you wear plaid… because JP invented plaid. in fact, he invented flannel too, and shirts, and buttons, and, like, wearing stuff. so you know… he’s over it.

the view from my eyes as I oversee my 24 hour theatre...

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 12:42:00 -0500

the view from my eyes as I oversee my 24 hour theatre endeavor.

one night only at the Mix Studio Theatre, 120 W. Michigan Ave. Ypsilanti, MI.

you could be one of the few people that hear about it and come see it, like really, you have to hear about it. it’s like, real, local.

hold on

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:12:29 -0400

13in apple macbook pro + water = fml

I leave you with this until my return.

hipster jp was gauging his ears before it was a thing. he was...

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 11:12:08 -0400

hipster jp was gauging his ears before it was a thing. he was doing it before ears were a thing.

hipster jp’s chucks are so old they’re falling...

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 18:25:07 -0400

hipster jp’s chucks are so old they’re falling apart. he had them before you did. he had them before chuck did. he had them before shoes were even invented.

Do you want a job as a b-card holder? I mean, your awesome jaw sends a powerful message....

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 16:48:00 -0400

dude. I’m an artist. I won’t just sell out for the benefit of your consumerist fueled business.

well.

like, how much are we talking? dino’s gotta eat. and drink pbr.

hipster jp works a few hours a week improving his latte art and...

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 16:41:44 -0400

hipster jp works a few hours a week improving his latte art and ignoring customers.

Hipster JP has a lot more knitted caps than you do. plus he made...

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 16:34:00 -0400

Hipster JP has a lot more knitted caps than you do. plus he made them himself with his tiny awesome dino hands.

using a brushstroke technique he learned at a house party…...

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 00:14:00 -0400

using a brushstroke technique he learned at a house party… from an old obscure rock star you don’t know… during his blue period. upside down. cuz like, it’s all about perception and, well… you know.

except I guess you probs don’t.

Hipster JP, where are you DJing next? Why can't I be as cool as you?

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 00:55:00 -0400

you’ve never heard of it. plus you have to kind of have been there before to know about it.

and whatever man, cool is relative.

except like, relative to me, you’ll never be as cool.

Hiptster JP, do you have any tattoos?

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 00:54:00 -0400

yeah man. I have my initials on both hips. one of the dudes in my band is really into like, art… like some mixed media and shit, and he did them for me in his basement one night.

and the j and the p are interconnected into like one letter, and it’s about how every part of me, like, affects the other parts of me. n shit.

I also have a side piece of an open wound.

so there’s a lot of meaning for me in them.

you probably wouldn’t really get it.

I don't have a fb

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 00:49:14 -0400

I’m over it.

hipster jp’s sexuality remains unconfirmed: he only hangs...

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 22:43:00 -0400

hipster jp’s sexuality remains unconfirmed: he only hangs out with androgynous andy warhol lookalikes.

that you’ve never heard of.

You’ve never heard of any of the local bands on hipster...

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 22:41:00 -0400

You’ve never heard of any of the local bands on hipster jp’s ipod.

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 23:59:31 -0400

I mean, I could tell you, but you’ve never been there.

No like literally. you’ve never heard of it.

it was like, destroyed by an asteroid n shit.